Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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