Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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