at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
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