i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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