It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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