Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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