Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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