YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We have started to decorate penises.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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