have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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