paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
Randomize
