Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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