When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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