thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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