can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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