whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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