Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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