the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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