Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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