What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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