dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Randomize
