At least make sure they are 18
Why
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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