Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize