i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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