I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Randomize
