Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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