spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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