Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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