we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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