is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
this just has baby written all over it
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
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