Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
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