Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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