if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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