So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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