Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
