I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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