Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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