how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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