For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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