Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
