That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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