You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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