Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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