I look better un-naked...
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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