Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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