do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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