Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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