Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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