She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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