I feel like I'm in dance class right now
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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