Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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