My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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