Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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