One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
