When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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