just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
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