Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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