Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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