He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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