can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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